A multi-pronged fork…

Sipping a mocha booster juice smoothie with goldenseal & warrior mix added…Can’t get it up the straw ’cause of the ice part…Wondering if I could have a multi-pronged fork straw which allows the smoothie to go up the fork prongs, the tube fork prongs, from various locations in the drink?

What is my problem? Ask yourself this if you are stuck on art inspiration…What is my problem? & then, what is a solution…The solution is the art…Then see if the solution works…One way to see if the solution works is to ‘ put it out there’…Sometimes someone already tried & it didn’t work…That is what art is for…You can safely see if your mouse house works or not, without injuring the mouse by just going ahead & building the real thing…First build a fake, like an ‘art’ mouse house…See if your ‘fake’ mouse likes the house…Don’t build a real house until you have ascertained if the mouse is truly happy…Art, artifice is a way to safely check & see if your plans are correct or maybe might lead you off the path…(one aspect of artifice, art)..

If a star had 5 points, & left Mars, then you might see a holey crevasse with 5 points on the sandy beach of Mars…A house has 5 points…Say, one point on top for the roof, then two points to form the roof triangle, then two points to form the floor…A triangle on top of a rectangle, that is a house, 5 points…

Price & complexity: the more complicated something is, maybe the more expensive…Sometimes the simplest things are complex ’cause someone took a long time to make them that way…How can you tell if something is simple or just looks simple? Discernment.

A three walled nest. made of nice living rocks. facing onto the water. the lake. Make it bigger than 4 feet wide, & long enough for 6 feet of length.

if I put holes in pieces of wood then run through the holes with Sisal rope heavy duty then maybe I can build a nest…

A triangle has three points…if I crush the triangle then I get a folding stadium roof…many many crushed triangles…

veneration, education, decoration: the three allowed reasons for making art…(paraphrasing from a letter from the last Pope- not Mr. Benedict the new person)..

A perpendicular groyne: a groyne can go perpendicular to the beach or parallel…(more go perpendicular)…

A lemon peel covered in chocolate (for your aureoles/some people call them nipples but & they are attached), a orange peel covered in chocolate (for your breasts/male or female), a grapefruit peel covered in chocolate (for your ovaries/testicles)…

A kite is two triangles, like a time machine , like a sandclock, a sand dollar is a circle with a picture of a like star on it made of bone or something calcium carbonate. A starfish is like a star with points that are like legs & arms. An octopus is like a starfish but much bigger.

Tobacco smells like pyrethrins. Sulfates are from sulphuric acid which softens the magnesium & makes soft epsom salts which are pretty nice actually…Magnesium is really harder all by itself…

I cut my hair so it doesn’t touch my shoulders anymore. I feel tossey like a pageboy…

Happy Canada Day!

Math: the result of avoiding likeness in art…Likeness: the result of avoiding math…

if you put baking soda & epsom salts into your bathwater it makes the water heavy. if you put sodium bicarbonate & magnesium sulfate into hydrogen2 oxygen it makes heavy water. salt plus carbon2 is an acid plus 2 neutrals, which 2 neutrals might make an alkaline. magnesium dolomite is a solid rock. sulfates are like from sulfuric acid which softens & cleans things. when you drop epsom salt crystals into water hot that contains baking soda powder it bubbles up. that was neat.

Toronto FoodPrep Training School should be a subsidiary of Toronto Bartenders’ Training School. (“cause they always ask you to serve food when they hire you to bartend but you did not ask to serve food.)!

So they served lemonade & cranberryade at the Pride thing today with lsd in the water & were spraying lsd water on the policemen & policewomen with spraywaterlsdguns I guess this is the NDP new democratic party’s way of dealing with the lice…(on the upside it does seem to kill lice, on the downside, it can easily be neutralized with baking soda & the more effective way of dealing with lice is magnesium sulfate epsom salts, but I guess…)

The Weeping Widow still weeps with the weeping willower…

3 more haircuts…one raw potato peeled cut. (streptomycin), finished Du Maurier’s. ( 1 left for the road)…lighter still works. ate a hungry man dinner (not enough for a hungry woman, or too much not sure). bath. again. epsom salts & baking soda same time plus water hot. tv . Mac.

1 part, 2, 3, 4, 5, beeswax, 2 parts shea butter, 3 parts coconut oil solid, .4 parts lemongrass oil, .05 parts heat, love, care.? rubbed on hair shafts & neck. burberry weekend marigold sprayed, . *gwen stefani coconut oil solid perfume (inspired by not bought)…(coconut oil soothes, lemongrass is the opposite)…wait, patience is a virtue.

About GroveCanada

Artist Statement: I like to push...Push the fold...Innovate...Figure out how to do something then figure out how to do it even better...I get bored once I accomplish something...I can’t seem to make multiples...Once it is done, it is done ; I am not going to make another one...This can hurt profitability...But I feel the paradigm of repetitive production is obsolete...I see a future where pure intellectual innovation will be rewarded without the need to commercialize it somehow...I wonder about the Star Trek idea of a new culture where money is not the driving force...I live that future already... Bio: Sari is an optimist by nature, someone who always sees the sunny side of things, even if there is no sunny side really...She grew up with two wonderful parents & a great brother...Later she married the very best guy in the world, another artist named Joseph Grove...She likes art because it is for her a happy place to be...A place where joy can reside...So she decided to make art herself because that was the nicest thing she thought she could do for people’s lives...I’d tell you more about angst or strife or misery or struggling, but really, that was not the case...But perhaps, because I am Sari ; I am writing this, my perception is warped by my extreme positivity...But, to tell you the truth, life has been good... p.s.You can read more about my credentials on my main website at http://www.grovecanada.ca ...But I have left a few things out, credential-wise... My feeling is:"By their fruits, ye shall know them" which is from the New Testament, Book of Mathew(7, 16-20)... So read my books ; see if the fruit tastes good to you...I feel those are better credentials than telling you something on a resume... p.p.s. I am a Christian...Whatever that word means to you...
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2 Responses to A multi-pronged fork…

  1. GroveCanada says:

    Lutein is in marigold which is good for your eyes ’cause marigold heals cuts…Burberry Weekend perfume has marigolds inside. (I like the song that goes ‘don’t go chasing waterfalls listen to the rivers & the lakes that you are used to I know you’re goinna have it your way or nothing at all but I think you are moving too fast, by TLC I think…)

  2. GroveCanada says:

    A cage has 6 points…(like for bees that they make out of their own honeycomb beesewax)…

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