Silly bandz; save the gulf series, will be going on sisal straw artificial trumpeter swan nests donuts on beach at ellis avenue & lakeshore blvd. …

The spoon billed sandpiper is sort of similar to a wood pecker…They like trees…If you don’t use a tree for wood then they will have a place to live…There are only about 200 pairs of spoon billed sandpipers in Siberia…Just because they like it there doesn’t mean that you can blithely cut down trees in Canada & feel complacent about it because you are so far away from Siberia…When I was at Home Hardware Building centre on Dupont street at Shaw in Toronto there were a whole lot of fresh alive cut down trees in the back of their store, just laying around wondering why they all got cut down…Still alive trees just all cut up…That is like mean…These trees were too young to die…It was like Vietnam back there…too young to die…next time you walk by a tree say hello…Trees talk but you have to slow down a lot to talk & to hear them…Like you were talking to a fish or a waterbird or a bengal cat or a horse or a dog or a small child, just talk slow & listen slow…Trees talk…

To sum up:

Alcohol=lead , zinc=cigarettes, these two balance themselves out nicely in the/your thyroid gland.

(Bipolar=low iron anemia/ Leprosy=low manganese: low peanut butter in plain English)!

Do you See the Artificial Waterbird nest under trumpeter swan Sculpture???

“They’ll shoo them off themselves” response to contention that geese need to be shooed off of Trumpeter swan artificial nests…

Project: buy some straw bale, put straw into a donut shape, tie off donut with sisal rope heavy duty, place on beach at Ellis avenue…

  Coal is like carbon is like diamonds are like fat are like Scotland’s “rock oil” are like sheep or lambs are like coal miner’s lung, are like people with naturally big breasts (male or female), are like fatty lung= conclusion, for Down’s Syndrome administer Apple Cider Vinegar to patient to burn off excess fatty tissues. (assuming Down’s is teratogenic coal miner’s lung)…Crohn’s disease is opposite to Downs Syndrome, in that it is characterised by lots of poohing, something I have discovered can be enabled by drinking beverages with alcohol inside…Now if Dowsn Syndrome is triggered in one way by coal mining, & that “fat”, coal, affects the heart, then people with Downs are not retarded(retarded as in delayed not the derogatory meaning) insofar as they are “stupid”, but in fact people with Down’s Syndrome are artificially “fat”…Fat is different than stupid, so we have been mocking ‘slow’ people with the wrong insult…(I like to be accurate when I insult people- I mean if you are going to do it, you might as well do it well!)…

  Last Point: dealing with Russian mobsters. Dealing with Russian Mobsters, like the one in Saint Petersburg, Russia, who suggested on my blog (blog.grovecanada.fm which I took the entire whole thing down immediately when I read the comment the russian mobster left for me- which I hadn’t read previously because that Go Daddy blog got so much spam email I didn’t bother checking comments that got through most of the time)…(by the way if you want to find where Russian mobsters hang out in America, go to the GoDaddy website service provider, or go to Nascar, or any of those other sh-tty race car sh-t southern whitetrash truck crap car vehicle monster truck rallies whatever…they seem to like that cr-p as can be expected from moron criminals worldwide would have shitty taste in recreational things as well as sh-tty tastes in careers aka criminal career is not like a good prospect in the long term unless you like jail food & women who will f-ck you in a visitation room in front of a wall of police watching…)

  Now…How to deal with a Russian mobster if they are stalking you or are making suggestions to you surreptitiously online or in person or by snail mail after they have laced your electoral brochures that you distribute with lsd inks & papers to make you supple & suggestible…There is only one way to deal with a Russian mobster without getting killed. murdered. one way. here it is. make friends. You effectively kill them by making friends. It defuses them. So, for that reason, since I am being cyberstalked by a russian mobster in St. petersburg russia (who connect their fake dali art goods & cocaine filled sculpture in st. Petersburg florida u.s.a. by the way, I am going to try to make friends to save my sweet white a-s…, I am going to speak some russian now… Kak voy pojivaete? (how are you?) ( I assume now he will respond by saying how are you back- russians are very stuck trapped in formality of ritual if you miss a formality of ritual you are f-cked)Horoshow spasiba (very good thank you) (horrorshow means very good)btw.) Now I am going to say goodbye, short & sweet, ’cause russian & rushing are the same word, they like fast things so get out FAST. (hence the nascar bullsh-t)… Dosvidania. (goodbye)…(it actually means until we meet again, so romantic…blah blah blah they are all full of sh-t don’t trust them for a minute they will knife you faster than you can say commie). Until next time…Dosvidania he will say…& leave me the f-ck alone…AND THAT IS HOW YOU GET RID OF A RUSSIAN MOBSTER.! p.s. don’t eat their food it’s all poisoned. don’t touch your junk mail without gloves its laced with lsd dont read your spam comments or any comments that suggest you should do harm to yourself they are all laced with hypnotic suggestion that you can only shake by putting on your ipod and singing all the songs out loud for the entire record out loud in public in front of friends and neighbours in fresh air while you get that hypnotic gunk out of your head the russians in saint petersburg are all trained in weird hypnosis psychological sh-t it is their specialty. last but not least dont f-cking save them if they say they repent & it was because it was done to them and they are just victims they are all spies & will just f-ck your country up if you take them in as refugees & will be sleeper cells in your country until they get a phone call or email or snail mail signal from their “head” operator who will retrigger the hypnosis thing & they will have no choice but to obey cause they were in it for too long and have been made too pliable by marijuana use given freely knowing it will loose their moral fabric( like a spider web in acid rain marijuana is an acid blood thinner dissolves brain networks & makes you lets you do stuff you normally wouldn’t but it burned through your walls of ethics years ago & it takes decades to rebuild a spider web of neural ethics in the brain waves patterns. sorry for the grammar this has got to be quick  or I’m a turkey.

 Note to the Naot Store Online: (regarding a pair of clogs I bought from naot which is based in Israel)…(hence my argument, which is appropriate to the country)…(their website is defunct now so I cannot contact them directly)…”p.s. the cows are getting progesterone to make them bigger, it makes the clogs give me toenail fungus…Not sure if using progesterone/cow is kosher in shoes?”